Tigers R Sexah
It all starts when Link and his wife Jenna (the Mary Sue narrator) go to a “bonding ceremony” designed to bring them closer together. So after a couple of acts which include drinking urine among other things, they have a “sexual bonding.”
Strong intense feelings raced threw my body, raced threw my bones.
"Oh....my Goddesses....Link..more baby.....LINK!"
I grabbed onto the ground my nails digging into the dirt as Link's fingers made my body scream in eternal bliss.
Then a strong feeling surged through my body, a feeling so intense that I screamed out Link's name as I peaked then had huge orgasm.
And now, note how many references to tigers there are in the passage below:
Fighting for the strength, I screamed out in loud cat cries as I turned tigress. I forced my trembling body up against his. Desperately trying to reach a second peak. I clawed deeper into his back as I cried out loudly like a tiger in heat. My back arced as I pushed in unison with his thrusts.
Then I felt myself starting to climax again. I cried out to Link, grunting like a female tiger to urge him on. He returned my calls as cat like sounds escaped passed his lips. Then I felt him beginning to climax again. We thrust against each other, our bodies trembling while crying like tigers mating as we came to a full climax and exploded together one last time.
There’s also another misspelled word that completely changes the meaning of the sentence further below:
With one last gasp we fell to the ground painting...
The characters leave their ceremony wearing “bondage bracelets,” which sounds much dirtier than it actually is.